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PUMA: Hosts a website dedicated to really crappy movies.
SHATNER: Directed Star Trek V...'nuff said.
SHATNER: Told a group of Trekkies to "get a life!" on a Saturday Night Live sketch.
PUMA: Has NINE lives...she's a CAT, dammit!
SHATNER: Did an album of songs in his own, uh...unique style.
SHATNER: Typical dialogue--"I! AM! Responiblefor! The! LIVES! Of...fourhundredandthirtycrewmen!!"
PUMA: Typical dialogue--"Meow."
SHATNER: Has a clause in his contract that has him do the nasty with any babe he comes across.
PUMA: Has claws in her feet that have her do nasty things to any putz she comes across.
SHATNER: Also starred on "Barbary Coast", "T.J. Hooker", and "Rescue 911."
"OWWW!!! Damn cat tore my 'nads off!"
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